Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
her vagine was all disorganized.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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