i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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