If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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