oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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