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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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