If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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