Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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