My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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