Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The air taste purple.
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