is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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