dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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