I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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