nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
