so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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