I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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