talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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