Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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