I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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