he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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