I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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