my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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