Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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