This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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