I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I AM VODKA MAN
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
