i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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