no, he came in my armpit
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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