How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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