i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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