____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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