Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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