Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
