yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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