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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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