So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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