I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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