No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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