Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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