so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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