Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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