I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
