if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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