fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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