I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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