Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Oh god it's open bar.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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