i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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