I wish I could teleport
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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