I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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