he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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