I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
