Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm jealous of your bromance
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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