So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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