i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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