I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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