I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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