I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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