No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
