dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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